Simple Pricing

Know the Moment Something Goes Wrong. From £0.

Honest, usage-based pricing with no gotchas. Start free with uptime monitoring - no card required. Upgrade when you want the agent, kernel-level security, or audit-ready compliance. You'll never get a surprise bill.

30-day money-back guarantee - cancel anytime in your first 30 days

The usual way to get this coverage

Uptime monitor + Intrusion detection agent + On-call pager + Compliance evidence tool

Four subscriptions, four dashboards, four bills - easily £300+/month for a small team.

AlertKick: one agent, one bill, from £39/month.

Side projects & home labs

Free

No card required

£0/mo

Hear it from a Telegram ping, not from a customer. Uptime monitoring for anything you just want watched - commercial use is fine.

  • 10 monitors & heartbeats
  • Checks every 5 minutes
  • Email, Telegram & Slack alerts
  • 7-day retention
Start watching - free

Production servers you depend on

Professional

£39/mo

Sleep while the agent watches. Know when someone logs in, a miner starts, or a file changes - and let AI triage decide whether it's worth waking you.

  • 5 hosts - eBPF security included
  • 20 monitors & heartbeats, every minute
  • 1000 AI triage events
  • 30-day retention
Protect my servers

30-day money-back guarantee

Recommended

Card data, auditors, a team on call

Business

£149/mo

Walk into audit season with the evidence already collected. PCI-DSS & SOX reports included, a whole team's rotations, priority support.

  • 25 hosts - eBPF security included
  • 100 monitors & heartbeats, every minute
  • 5000 AI triage events, 90-day retention
  • Compliance evidence & reports included
Cover the whole team

30-day money-back guarantee

Configure exactly what you run

Slide to your real usage and see the monthly total for each plan - metered on actual usage, no tiers to outgrow.

Configure your usage

Professional

£39/mo

Growing teams & production

Recommended

Business

£149/mo

Full coverage at scale

Included in base
5 hosts, 20 checks
1000 AI triage events · 30-day retention
25 hosts, 100 checks
5000 AI triage events · 90-day retention
Your servers, watched from the inside
Hosts
£5/host
5
£0 5 included
£0 25 included
eBPF Security

Know when someone logs in, a miner starts, a port opens, or a file changes - kernel-level, included with every host.

Included
Included
Websites, APIs & scheduled jobs
Monitors & Heartbeats
£1 each

Uptime, SSL & domain expiry, cron jobs and backups - anything that must keep running.

10
£0 20 included
£0 100 included
Compliance Evidence
+£49 on Professional

Audit-ready PCI-DSS & SOX reports, collected as you go - no screenshot hunts before an audit.

-
Included
AI Triage
£0.02/event

Every security event read and explained in plain English - only the ones that matter reach you.

100 evt
£0 1000 free
£0 5000 free
SMS Alerts
£0.05/msg
0 msg
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-
Data Retention
-
-
Notifications
Email, WhatsApp, Telegram
Email, WhatsApp, Telegram
Support
Email support
Priority support
Estimated total Metered monthly on actual usage

£39

/month

Start with Professional

Pay nothing if you cancel in 30 days

£149

/month

Start with Business

Pay nothing if you cancel in 30 days

Enterprise

Enterprise & On-Prem

Need to run AlertKick entirely within your own infrastructure? We offer a completely end-to-end on-premises solution and help you set it up - so you get full control over your data without the complexity.

  • Full on-prem deployment - your servers, your data
  • Assisted setup & configuration included
  • Tailored to your infrastructure requirements
  • Volume discounts for 100+ hosts

Custom Pricing

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Frequently Asked Questions

What's the difference between the plans?

Free covers agentless uptime monitoring: 10 monitors and heartbeats checked every 5 minutes, with 7-day retention. Professional (£39/mo) adds the agent - 5 hosts with eBPF security included, 20 checks every minute, 1000 AI analysis events, and 30-day retention. Business (£149/mo) steps up to 25 hosts, 100 checks, 5000 AI events, 90-day retention, priority support, and compliance evidence & reports included. Add more hosts and checks at the same per-unit rates on either paid plan.

How does the 30-day money-back guarantee work?

You pay nothing for your first 30 days. Sign up, add a card, and get full access straight away - if AlertKick isn't for you, cancel with one short form and you won't be charged a penny. Billing only starts once you've stayed past 30 days and decided it's worth keeping.

Can I set a spending limit for AI triage?

Yes. You set a monthly cap. When you hit the cap, analysis pauses - events are still collected but not analysed. You get notified at 80% and 100%. Raise the cap anytime.

Is the Free plan really free?

Yes. No card, no trial clock, and commercial use is allowed. It covers agentless uptime checks - the agent, eBPF security, AI analysis, and compliance are what you pay for. Upgrade whenever you want them.

Can I switch between plans?

Yes, anytime. Upgrading is instant. Downgrading takes effect on your next billing cycle. Same account, same data.

Do I have to sign a long-term contract?

No. Monthly billing, cancel anytime - with a 30-day money-back guarantee on your first month.

What forms of payment do you accept?

All major credit cards via Stripe: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover.

What is eBPF Security?

Our eBPF agent detects login attempts, cryptocurrency miners, new listening ports, unauthorised processes, file changes, and more - in real time at the kernel level. It's included with host monitoring at no extra charge on every plan. Toggle it on/off per host.

What is Compliance Evidence (CDE)?

A module that maps eBPF security events to PCI-DSS and SOX controls, generates audit-ready reports, and maintains an evidence timeline. Works across all your security-enabled hosts. It's included with Business at no extra charge, or a flat £49/month add-on on Professional.

Do you offer an on-premises solution?

Yes. We offer a completely end-to-end on-premises solution and also help set it up - setting up multiple components can be tedious and time-consuming, so we offer a tailored solution to meet your on-prem requirements. Please get in touch with us to discuss more.